After three months in the Canadian wilderness a man feared
lost in the first HurriCraft accident on September
29th during Hurricane Isabel has miraculously
reappeared at his home in Charlotte! Eric Cousions told
police, as crazy as it sounds, that Santa had picked him up
out of the deep woods and left him on his doorstep. “I thought
I was dreaming!” said Cousions.
Cousions lost 53 pounds in the woods due, in the most
part, to his diet of only fish. Cousions said “Call it the
ultimate Atkins diet!”.
Of his flight, Cousions said “When the rope broke I was
glad I had the Depends on!” And when asked if he would
do it again, he simply stated: “I think I’ll wait for the
next generation of HurriCraft. They still have some stability
issues to iron out.”
As for his family, they are calling this the best Christmas
present they could have asked for! Thank you
Santa!