A Chinese spokesperson said today that after a full investigation into the explosion at the Byi Bogemi missile plant it has concluded that it was an accident. Subsequently, they have released The HurriCraft 5.

Chinese army troops quickly moved over 200,000 troops back from it’s border with North Korea. North Korea, for it’s part, then withdrew 300,000 troops it has had on it’s border with China.

Much has been about a cat? The spokesperson confirmed that a day laborer who packs bull dung into wooden forms to make bricks has confessed to killing the cat and showed authorities where the cats body could be found.

The dung packer admitted to killing the cat in an attempt to make life hard on The HurriCraft 5 by framing the cat killing on them.

The spokesperson said The HurriCraft 5 would be made available soon to talk to the press.