In a letter smuggled out of China, Chris Hunter C.E.O. of The HurriCraft Corporation tells of brutal treatment by the Chinese. Hunter complains of no contact with his other HurriCraft Management team. He also complains of midnight interrogations that deprive him and his team of sleep.

Hunter said, “Most of the time they ask me about stuff like missing cats? It’s nuts!” But Hunter did want to know where his bag from his hotel room was saying “I need my bag! Could someone get me my bag?”

The letter went on to describe the interrogations as bazaar-o-world. Hunter said “They need to know where I am and where the Chief Hurrinautical Engineer is? Like that’s any of their business!”

Finally he goes on to say “I just want my team back together!”

And the world wonders, Where are The HurriCraft Five?!