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Byi Bogemi, China - Disaster struck The HurriCraft Corporation team in China today. On a guided tour of the top secret missile factory in Byi Bogemi HurriCraft Corporation Chief Officer of Research and Development Henry Hinklemeir became overexcited and hugged one of the equipment operators so hard that the man screamed into his headset. This startled a crane operator who then dropped an I beam he was lifting with his crane onto a missile that had just been fully loaded with fuel. Highly explosive rocket fuel spewed out of the high pressure line that had been cut in two. Everyone ran and, with camcorders running, the whole factory was seen blowing up in a huge mushroom shaped cloud!

Chinese army troops quickly arrested The HurriCraft Corporation team and they have not been heard from since. China also moved over 200,000 troops to it’s border with North Korea to deter it from making a move to free The HurriCraft Corporation team members.

North Korea for it’s part moved 300,000 troops to it’s border with China and has demanded the immediate release of The HurriCraft Corporation team.

And so the world wonders, what is the fate of The HurriCraft Five?