The HurriCraft Corporation team lands in China
Published: November 5, 2003

BEIJING, Nov. 05 — In a new round of negotiations about North Korea's nuclear weapons program with the United States, China and other countries in the region, along with The HurriCraft Corporation, have begun to talk. The announcement that The HurriCraft Corporation had arrived made North Korean leader Hym Wong’s Il huge love for the HurriCraft grow even more.

The top management of HurriCraft arrived in Beijing well rested said HurriCraft CEO Chris Hunter. "The Chinese have made us feel like rock stars!" Hunter said. "We are mobbed every where we go!"

Chinese’s officials have said that on tap for The HurriCraft Corporation team is the first ever tour of the top secret rocket factory in Byi Bogmemi in China. No westerner has ever been to the facility deep in central China before.

HurriCraft Corporation Chief Officer of Research and Development Henry Hinklemeir said “I am so pumped to go to Byi Bogemi! All my life I have had a love for space.”

The crowds have gone nuts for Charlotte Web as well. Charlotte said “The offers of marriage are so cute! They just love the blonde thing here!” The press can’t get enough of Web and have called here China’s latest sex symbol!

Mary Jane and Timmy O'Leary have had so much fun that the two have been seen in almost every Beijing night club dancing into the night! The only Hurri-Staffmember missing in China is the Chief Hurrinautical Engineer who to this day is the most revered father of the HurriCraft. The Chinese have said that the fact that this person is not here may show that The HurriCraft Corporation is not being completely honest in these talks!