Larry King: So how are you Eric? Or should I call you Mr. C?

Eric Cousions: You can call me anything but girlfriend Larry.

Larry King: Oh my. Still a little tense from our stay in the woods are we?

Eric Cousions: You eat fish for three months and see how you feel, (Under his breath) jerk.

Larry King: Well, lets start with how you got your HurriCraft...

Eric Cousions: I meet this guy in a chat room who claimed to be a Chief Hurrinautical Engineer.

What ever that is I told him. Well he shoots me out the plans to this huge kite and I look at them and say what the hell. So I build the thing thinking I won’t ever use it. Well next thing you know here comes Hurricane Isabel so I say what the hell. And I think you know the rest.

Larry King: The rope broke?

Eric Cousions: Right, I think it was a piece of plywood.

Larry King: Next stop Canada?

Eric Cousions: I almost got down in New York state but the HurriCraft just would not land.

Larry King: Make any friends out in the woods?

Eric Cousions: Sure Larry me and a brown bear hooked up! I’m out of here you jerk!

Larry King: No no wait! (Eric Cousions storms off. Interview over).